Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
