Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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