literally had 100 drinks last night.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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