She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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