First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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