My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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