Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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