the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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