so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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