I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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