im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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