After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
they're like a gay fantastic four
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Randomize
