dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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