he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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