My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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