So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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