its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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