Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
wow bdsm is so cute
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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