Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My ATM looks so different sober.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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