operation harelip BJ is a go
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
