we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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