i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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