I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
