god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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