have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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