My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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