so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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