Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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