ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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