do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
id be glad to
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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