every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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