He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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