Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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