Christians are straight up FREAKS
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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