There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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