It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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