She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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