Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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