When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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