"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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