That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I have already put on my inside pants.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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