Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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