im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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