Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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