he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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