We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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