and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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