Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
