i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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