let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
