Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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