I wannas sexs uuuuu
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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